Office by Alex Penny
and my date sneaks to someone else’s house before mine to take pictures and give her a corsage. Then he proceeds to not ask me to dance and shove his tongue down her throat all night. What did I do to deserve this? People really have zero respect for others…and themselves for that matter. Give me a break.
(Source: blondegirlcalledrachel, via ian-somerhalder)
(via grin-of-impetuous-youth)
*Slitting my own throat
*Eating a pound of grass
*Falling on a bed of nails
Yeah…that bad
“She’s got a way about her”
(Source: queenlabrifah, via kissmychucktaylors)
(Source: kbclovesyou, via madisonmather)
(via ifuckupshit)
(via madisonmather)
